Five Childhood Snacks We've All Sorely Missed
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1. Fruit Roll-Up/Fruit By the Foot
No matter how you consumed it, these snacks contained zero fruit. But they did contain trivia questions, terrible jokes and straight-up fun. Plus, you could tattoo a picture of Spongebob on your tongue and for a few hours, you'd rule the playground.
Here's a secret: you can purchase both snacks in Collis Market using the fabled "Topside," which I'm still pretty sure is imaginary money.
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2. Capri-Sun
Perhaps one of the greatest faux-ruit drinks ever created. I was a die-hard Strawberry-Kiwi fan in my day, opting for thirst rather than takeing a sip of Pacific Cooler or Wild Cherry. One complaint: Capri-Sun has the tiniest straw ever invented. What is this, a straw for ants?!
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3. 7-Up
Once a vending machine staple but now all but obsolete, and the world is worse for it. Best lemon-lime soda ever (get at me, Sprite).
Unrelated: Remember the game, Seven Up? I feel like there's absolute drinking game potential somewhere in there.
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4. Flintstones Vitamins
Okay, maybe these actually had some nutritional benefit, and weren't exactly "snacks" (don't tell me you didn't down a handful when your parents weren't looking). But who made the rule that adult vitamins can't be chewable and dinosaur-shaped? This is, however, coming from the girl who asked for a racecar-themed Band-Aid after getting her Hepatitis B vaccination.
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5. Girl Scout Cookies
I'm happy to say that, after a brief hiatus in my life, these have made a comeback as strong as Beyoncé's in 2011. For a while, I just didn't have the right connections to buy another box of Samoas or Thin Mints. Luckily, a benefit of Dartmouth's strong social network is that you just have to whisper the words "Girl Scout Cookies" and someone will know a guy who knows a guy who knows a tiny girl in uniform who can definitely hook you up.
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