The Stages Of Snowpocalypse 2015

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Lauren Gordon|Jan. 27, 2015 12:15 pm EST

1. Excitement:

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"YES. Wine, cookies, and Netflix all damn day."

2. Earnest Planning:

"Ok, so I need to make a list and go to the store, that shouldn't be too bad, right?"

3. Slight Panic:

"Oh wow, does that woman have three gallons of milk? What does she need that for? Do I need that, too?"

4. Full Blown Panic:

"Bread. Cheese. Milk. Body armor. Where does it begin?! Where does it end?!"

5. Relief:

"I survived the store. The couch is calling me. I am almost home."

6. Palpable Joy:

"I am going to enjoy every second of these cookies and wine."

7. Depression:

"Wait... it only snowed HOW MUCH!?!?!"**

**applicable only to parts of the barely-frozen coast