Wendy's Disses Burger King, McDonald's On Mixtape
Wendy's has officially dropped the hottest mixtape of 2018. Please read that sentence again, because we are not kidding. The fire-on-Twitter fast food brand busted out a five-song mixtape called We Beefin? full of disses aimed at fast food royalty McDonald's and Burger King.
"The mixtape drops now. Not pulling punches. We Beefin'," Wendy's tweeted from their official Twitter account, including photos showing off track names like "Twitter Fingers," "Rest in Grease," and "Clownin."
The mixtape drops now. Not pulling punches. We Beefin'. pic.twitter.com/H1Rm1ODYC4
β Wendy's (@Wendys) March 23, 2018
The mixtape, available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Google Play, is supposedly rapped by Wendy, their red-haired mascot.
If true, that little red-haired girl can spit mad bars. In the absolute banger "Rest In Grease," Wendy (who sounds like a mix between Nicki Minaj and Kelis) calls out McDonald's for their broken ice cream machines. "You No. 1? That's a joke / Why you ice cream machine always broke? / Why you drive-thru always slow? / Why you innovation just can't grow? / It's Queen Wendy, need I say more?"
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"Holding It Down" grills the heck out of Burger King and their menu. "And BK, don't think that you got away / You copied my old menu and put it out on replay / They bring it back like rebates / fresh food on your dinner plate / Killin' me Smalls, okay? / I'mma say it again: Don't play with me it ain't safe / You can't always have it your way so give it up like today."
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Just in case McDonald's was trying to take the high road, Wendy's insured that the Golden Arches would hear that shots were fired. They tweeted at the brand, "Don't sleep on this mixtape."
πππHey Fam π₯π₯π₯ Hottest new rapper in the game πππ₯ Don't sleep on this mixtape. πππhttps://t.co/8GGxjfbeL0
β Wendy's (@Wendys) March 23, 2018
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Of course Twitter went nuts for Wendy's bops that grilled their competition to crisp.
Who produced @Wendys mixtape???? Who wrote it??? Who rapped on it???? Why is it fire??? Im so confused and blown away omg
β Gaynsta π (@hashtagn0filt3r) March 24, 2018
How @Wendys mixtape has me rn pic.twitter.com/6GMMrrItWy
β η½γγγγ (@YeeMatty) March 23, 2018
How I'm listening to this @Wendys mixtape. Who's the artist? Who's the producers? How they calling out these burger places, it's kinda Savage π #RestInGrease pic.twitter.com/OgfAihbErc
β Jess (@jess4ureyes) March 24, 2018
While we love a good #beef, we also love a great burger. Check out our list of the 101 best burgers in America, and notice how Wendy's, McDonald's, and Burger KingΒ aren't on it.