Don’t hassel the Hoff! As long as you don’t consider pulling beer through his nipples hassling, that is. After deliberating what to do with his lifesize cardboard cutout of the Baywatch and Knight Rider star, Mike Naessens decided to erect this amusing tap treatment at his Old City German beer bar, Bierstube. Appropriately, the two beers on the lines are Hofbrau Dunkel and Hofbrau Munich Lager. To get your pour, pull the tap handles sticking out of David Hasselhoff's nipples, and rest your glass on the stand protruding from his swimsuit, down there. The connection isn’t as wacky as it might first seem. Hasselhoff enjoys huge popularity in Germany, and even produced a number one German pop music hit, back in 1989.