On Sundays, come to this teensy roadhouse to drain longnecks of Lone Star, grub on gratis hot dogs and bet on a pooping chicken. A chicken coop with a numbered checkerboard floor crowns the pool table. If the fowl defecates on your number, you win!
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The fabulous new line is available online
It’s perhaps no coincidence that its abbreviation is S.A.D.
The local health department has confirmed that the employee is infected
Honestly, we could think of 100