Brass Monkey

Karaoke, Bar, Lounge
$
2317 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 667-7800
Friday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Saturday
7:00pm - 2:00am

Tips

  • Best awesomely bad place in DC.
  • I hate this damn bar. Full of dumb trick bitches.
  • It smells like diaper in here, not a clean one either.
  • Seriously, if you can't rap, don't waste everyone's time with your foul attempts at so doing.
  • Ladies be prepared for sexual harassment from men at any time past midnight. It's definitely not okay for random men to grope ladies bottoms.
  • If ya drop your phone in the toilet. Don't bother.
  • They serve alcohol.
  • Been here twice and I thought I was at two different bars. There are like 3 counters and 5 places to dance. Kinda sticky but a good time.
  • A bar full of children. I am 24 and felt elderly here.
  • My absolute favorite go-to on a Thursday or Saturday night is Brass Monkey in Adam's Morgan. A fun place to throw on a pair of skinnies and pumps when you feel like going casual for the night.
  • To say this place is a dump would easily be the understatement of the century. You'll probably stick to the floor... even after it was "just washed".
  • The bartender was cool owner was RUDE and I will NEVER step foot here again. My Yelp review: http://www.yelp.com/biz/brass-monkey-washington#hrid:LQomL68l1zkTlTRY9E7STA/src:self
  • The dj here is a total asshole if you don't leave tips greater than $5.
  • Smells much better downstairs.
  • Great for karaoke (good tipping etiquette encouraged) and good dancing music on second level.
  • Your 3 am destination in Adams Morgan.

Nearby places

2341 18th St NW (btwn Kalorama & Belmont)
2425 18th St NW
2447 18th St NW (btwn Columbia & Belmont Rd NW)