4 Easy Smoothies, All Dashed With Sass
Things you need:
- A blender
- The Blue Loop to get to Mclanahan's
- A shot glass
The "I think I'm a Body Builder, but Really I Just Drink Protein Shakes and Carry Around a Gallon of Water All Day" Smoothie
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Blend Time: 2 minutes
Time: 7 minutes
Servings: 1
Ingredients:
1 shot of crunchy peanut butter
1 medium sized banana
1 scoop protein powder
1 shot of fat free milk
1 shot egg whites
2 shots Chobani plain Greek yogurt
Handful of ice
Directions:
1. Put all ingredients into blender.
Photo by Julie Haupin
2. Blend until smooth (Yes – it's that easy).
Photo by Julie Haupin
The "Vladdy is My Daddy" Smoothie
(21 and up)
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Blend Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 7 minutes
Servings: 1
Ingredients:
1 shot Vladimir Vodka..2 if you are feeling daring
1 shot orange juice
Handful of ice
Handful of blackberries
Handful of strawberries
1 shot Chobani Greek yogurt
1/2 medium sized banana
Directions:
1. Put all ingredients into blender.
Photo by Julie Haupin
2. Blend until smooth (You're welcome, again).
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The "I Do Yoga on the Reg" Green Smoothie
(I don't know how you feel about drinking liquid kale, but apparently it's all the rage)
Prep Time: 7 minutes
Blend Time: 3 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes
Servings: 1
Ingredients:
Small bunch of green grapes, about 10
½ of a medium red apple
1 small bunch of kale (see picture for size)
1 grapefruit wedge
1 orange wedge
1/4 of a medium cucumber
2 shots OJ
Directions:
1. Put all ingredients into blender.
Photo by Julie Haupin
2. Have you caught on yet? Blend until smooth.
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The "I Am on a Diet so I Refuse to Eat Real, Solid Food" Smoothie
Prep Time: 3 minutes
Blend Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 5 minutes
Servings: 1
Ingredients:
2 shots of PB2 powder
1 medium banana
Large handful of ice
2 shots Chobani plain Greek yogurt
1 shot fat free milk
Directions:
1. Put all ingredients into blender.
Photo by Julie Haupin
2. Say it with me now: blend until smooth.
Photo by Julie Haupin
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