3D Print Your Own Bacon for FREE
Remember earlier this year when Thrillist reported on that Polaroid camera that literally spits out slices of cheese? Well, if that was life changing, then this is world shattering: Gamma-Go Tech Corp revealed its new 3D printer model, the MS-330 today. It’s the world’s first 3D printer that prints food. But it doesn’t just carve out any old tomato or loaf of bread–it makes bacon. F*CKING BACON.
You heard me right–this thing does thick strips and thin, soft or crispy. It’s got more options than a veteran fry cook at a Waffle House. If you listen closely, you can actually hear angels sing as the printer whips up some sizzlin’ eats. And while the device is still in its infancy, developers say that the MS-330 is already making strides in the culinary industry. Gastro pub owners all over the world are clamboring over one another to get their hands on this tasty high-tech miracle tool.
But that’s not even the coolest part–Chuck Hull, inventor of the 3D printer, has made it clear that college campuses are where the device will undergo serious beta testing. “If it can stand up to the demand of a hungry twenty-one year old with the munchies, then it can service a whole third world country. We’re talking the end to world hunger here.” Because you know your best friend’s roommate can eat enough bacon to satisfy the starving population of the whole Asian subcontinent for an entire year.
3D Tech Corp has 8,000 machines ready to send out for testing. And the best part is that they’re completely FREE. I don’t know about you, but I want my name to be first on that list. Helloooo, easiest breakfast ever. For more information on how to get a MS-330 for your dorm room, email firstname.lastname@example.org.