13 Food Celebrity Halloween Masks

The scariest Halloween masks you've ever seen.
Halloween — it's a holiday devoted to disguising yourself as someone genuinely scary. Like, say, Sandra Lee. OK, just kidding, but these days, the celebrity Halloween mask is de rigueur, which begs the question: why not dress up as a famous chef or food personality?
If that doesn't get your boots shaking, take another look at these masks; they look remarkably like a cadre of gastronomic ghouls hell-bent on scaring the aprons off unsuspecting trick-or-treaters. Still not sold? Try one on! Just click on any of the 13 faces below for full face-sized masks you can print out. Cut along the dotted line, tape a string to either side of the back, or tape it to a wooden kitchen spoon and hold it in front of your face. Practice your chef catchphrases, and Bam! you've got a culinary costume you can wear while you practice saying "brew-sket-ah." For bonus points, sport the Bobby Flay mask while dragging a grill around so you're ready for an impromptu throwdown.
ANDREW ZIMMERN
CARLA HALL The hair, that smile, and a constant devil’s cry of "Hootie Hoo!" is your surefire recipe for a fright-filled night while wearing this mask. You could probably also just tell people that you’re a host on The Chew to send them running for the hills.
JOSÉ ANDRÉS With your mouth askew and what appears to be a missing tooth, you might try to play up the "Hillbilly from Spain" angle by bringing Deliverance into the mix and yelling at people to "Squeal like an Ibérico pig!" This tactic will be especially surprising when you bust out an immersion circulator to keep the apple-bobbing liquid at an even temperature.
PAULA DEEN As someone who promotes unhealthy eating while taking money from a pharmaceutical company that sells diabetes medication, you’re already downright horrifying. But the pairing of creepy eyeholes with that giant mouth of pearly whites gives this mask an air of Southern-inflected terror. "I’m going to feed you several sticks of butter, y’all."
TODD ENGLISH This mask makes English look like pure devil spawn. He appears as slick as an oil-covered gulf pelican, with a mouth nearly as wide. Pop this bad boy on and run around telling everyone about your next project. You’ll have people running scared in no time.
BOBBY FLAY You know what’s scary? A guy who goes around throwing down with unsuspecting mom-and-pop outfits and then puts them to shame on national TV. If you’re looking to really scare the pants off people, try scraping a grill brush across your face while declaring yourself the king of Food Network.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN
GUY FIERI
RUTH REICHL
SANDRA LEE Cher, Madonna, Cleopatra, Monroe, Hepburn, Streisand — it seems only right, given all the times Aunt Sandy has dressed up in these costumes over the years to celebrate the holiday, that the Food Network's queen of Halloween should get her own mask. And Anthony Bourdain is on the record as calling her the "hellspawn of Betty Crocker and Charles Manson." Like Sandy, you should have a few cocktails (cue video to 1:26), get a friend to wear the Bourdain mask, and recreate the scary face-to-face meeting between the two that he described in his book Medium Raw.