Worst Food Sex Tips Slideshow

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Tool: A wooden spoon

Advice: Use a wooden spoon to "give him a light smack on his butt."

Problems:
Don’t wooden spoons harbor bacteria? Also, how will you tell your guests that the spoon you’re using to stir their butternut squash soup was also used for sexual foreplay?

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