The Ultimate Golden Globes Drinking Game

We'll drink like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler any day: let's toast the year of TV and film
Sure, we can drink to the Golden Globes!

Newscom/ PR Newswire

Newscom/ PR Newswire

If you weren't already planning to tune into the Golden Globe Awards to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host, you have even more of an excuse: Fey and Poehler shared their own version of a Golden Globes drinking game, which is pretty much perfect. 

The Fey and Poehler Golden Globes drinking game, as told to the Hollywood Reporter: 

  • Drink anytime an actress cries in a speech.
  • Drink anytime you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.
  • Drink anytime someone says, "I didn't prepare anything!"
  • Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein. (Editor's note: thank goodness for the sub, because you need to carbo-load for all of these drinks.)
  • Take off an article of clothing anytime they show Judi Dench.
  • Take off an article of clothing anytime Maggie Smith wins.

Naturally, we had to add our own rules to the Fey and Poehler-approved drinking game: 

  • Drink every time Ryan Seacrest is shorter than who he's interviewing.
  • Chug when you see a viral meme forming.
  • Do a girl power dance every time Fey and Poehler prove that women can be funny.
  • Drink for any reference to 30 Rock and The Office, and their last few episodes. 
  • Since it’s the Globes — the booziest of the award shows — take a shot whenever anyone mentions drinking/how drunk the audience is.
  • Drink every time Anne Hathaway's rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" comes up in a montage (we presume it will, a lot.
  • Drink when Lena Dunham (inevitably) wins another award. 
  • Drink when Homeland sweeps it all. 
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