7 Most Inappropriate Restaurant Names

At these eateries, the title says it all


Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively were spotted this week, according to Page 6, eating lunch side by side at Pink Taco, an upscale Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. The thing that sucks about Pink Taco, aside from its somehow chauvinist name, is that they recently painted a donkey pink in a publicity stunt that got them a lot of negative attention from animal lovers. But what do you expect from a restaurant with a title like that? Don't answer, it's rhetorical. The question we did want answered was what other offensive restaurant names are out there. These are a few of our favorites; some are good enough to make Pink Taco blush...

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1. Mother Clucker's
Iroquois, Ontario

2. A&K Lick-a-Chick
Bras d'Or, Nova Scotia

3. Dirty Dick's Crab House
Nag's Head, NC

4. Hooters
Every. where.

5. Big Pecker's Bar & Grill
Ocean City, MD

6. Thai Me Up
New York, New York

7. Hung Far Low
Portland, OR

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Hung Far Low, I used to live around the corner from there in Portland... fantastic place.

I also loved Dick's when I was in Seattle. BEST BURGERS EVER.

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The University of Colorado student cafeteria is called The Alfred Packer Cafeteria. You might miss the humor if you don't google the name.

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There is a Vietnamese resturant in Irving TX called Pho Que (pho is pronounced "fuh")

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There's a place located half way between Fairbanks, AK and Anchorage, AK called Skinny Dick's Half Way Inn!!

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There's a place in Sunrise Beach, Mo. Called Big Dick's Halfway Inn

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There's a new spot in Dallas called "Velvet Taco"
tee-hee.

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Big Wangs a sports bar in Hollywood.

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Big Dick's Half-way Inn, Lake of the Ozarks, MO

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there is a gay bar in hutchinson kansas called "the brown hole".
"malice" means a small lunch in slovenija.

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There is Pho Kim Long in Las Vegas (which is actually very popular).

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Damn lady ... don't you have a sense of humor or do you see "blatant discrimination" at every turn.

Get the broomstick out and lighten up a little ... the world has enough grief without adding more because you are morally offended by bad taste in names.

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In Waco, Texas there's a Fat Ho Burgers.

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Brunswick Georgia has a couple of great names. Jerk Shack, Willie's Wee-Nee Wagon, Bite My Burger

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Lighten up - the more people and businesses with a sense of humour, the better for everyone.

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Which is exactly why this article and comment section is so fun! We are lightening up with all this sharing.

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Big Dick's Halfway Inn, Laurie, Missouri beats them all.

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so funny - a lot of tounge in cheek with the names of the businesses. we don't have any of those here in my town of Battle Creek, MI... Love reading the names.

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"Sambos" was a diner down the street from where I grew up. It was like a Denny's back in the 70's

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Cafe Bistro Mukkefuck -In Garmisch, Germany.

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Oh, grow a bloody sense of humour. You don't have to live up to your surname.

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Delaware City, Delaware has "Crabby Dick's" great seafood place on the waterfront, across from Historic Fort Delaware, notorious Civil war prison, can be reached and toured, by short ferry ride. It is purported to haunted and has been visited several times by TV's Ghost Hunters.

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If you know that the Vietnamese beef noodle dish called Pho actually rhymes with Duh, then you'll get the one about the restaurant in Bellevue, WA called "What the Pho".

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I heard the daughter of #2 is getting together of the son of #7 to open "Lick a Dirty Dick"

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Big Dick's Halfway Inn - Lake of the Ozarks, MO

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You've missed a ton of gay restaurant/bar names like: Wang's in the Desert, Woodie's at the Beach and so on.

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The Blow Fly Inn in Biloxi serves great casual food, and gives plastic flies to the little ones.

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Myrtle Beach has the Suck Bang Blow bike bar

(b/c that's the cycle of an internal combustion engine...RRIGGHTT

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the Road Kill diner

ok that was a Far Side joke

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Lick It Bite It or Both, a cupcake and ice cream shop here in Austin.

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