Rivalries between neighbors are tricky and this Lone Star state showdown is no different. Texas starts by throwing a Hex Rally during the week before the game against A&M, while on game-day they bring their big fried-everything game. A&M starts with their Midnight Yell where everyone packs into the stadium the night before to practice cheering. The next day, they make chili, wings, hot dogs, nachos, fajitas, and one major tailgater even grills quail and sets out fresh flowers to go with his flat screen TVs.
Winner: Texas A&M Aggies. (Fried butter sounds scarily good, but grilled quail is our jam.)