2047 9th St NW
Washington DC 20001
(202) 506-2496
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Rob M.This place has Dyson Airblades in the bathrooms. What else do you need to know?
AskMen The perfect place to grab a bite before or after a show. The food ranges from standard diner fare like meatloaf, patty melts and fried chicken, to Mexican-influenced dishes.
Andy P.AC Slater milkshake is delicious.
Winter R.The meatloaf is family sized and delicious. We subbed the mashed potatoes for sweet potato fries. You will definitely leave full.
Marvin L.The best butt fuckin God damn fried chicken I ever had
Ali N.Try the Sammy & Kim! It's cloyingly sweet!
Jason R.The tilapia tacos are pretty amazing and they go well with tots.
emily f.Raschelle is the best bartender!!!!!
Patrick H.Oh my god. The elote! The best pseudo corn on the cob I've ever had. Great spot.
Winter R.They have a drink here called the Patsy Stone. She's an icon who knows her drinks. In other words, get it.
Jonquilyn Try their spiked milkshakes. They're $10 but totally worth it. Their tater tots are great too.
Priya S.Boozy milkshakes are awesome. You can order them right at the bar!
Mandi C.Clifford- best bartender hands down. Hook a brotha up.
Washington Blade From our review: "All the “boozy shakes,” $10 each, are named after famous television characters like Lucy Ricardo..."
Chris C.Pretty cool diner behind the 9:30 club with a surprisingly good menu!
Ashley M.Latkas Gravas Spiked Shake is amazing!!
Kayla A.Macaroni and Cheese was spectacular and could not stop raving about the peanut butter boozy shake. Highly skeptical at first, but this place is amazing!
Ken P.Fun, groovy place! Killer diner grub.
Washington Blade Our dining writer says: "60's style diner features 'boozy shakes' and a meatloaf that is to die for."
Cory C.Grilled peanut butter & marshmallow sandwich is like nothing I've ever had before, absolutely amazing!
Brynna M.Great spot/crowd. Some of the nicest bartenders I've come across in the city. Even on a cold night the outside patio was well warmed and comfortable. The mac n cheese is legit.
Dave D.Order your shake early and where you have a seat or stool (mine took two attempts and 20 minutes to get at the bar), but worth it! Bartenders are great and fast at cocktails.