This Valentine’s Day, don’t be surprised if someone interrupts your candlelit meal right before dessert and says, “Wait, wait. Imma let you finish, but Brucie had the best Valentine’s Day menu of all time!” Brucie, a modern Italian restaurant in the Cobble Hill neighborhood of Brooklyn is offering a Kim Kardashian and Kanye West-themed prix fixe menu for Valentine’s Day this year, apparently in attempt to out-do the Beyoncé/Jay-Z Valentine’s Day dinner the restaurant offered last year. We know, we know; nothing says romance like paying homage to the Hollywood couple that people love to hate.
According to Brucie’s website: “Kim rejoices as Brooklyn restaurant dedicates Valentine's Day menu to the sexy star and her bad boy rapper hubby!!!!” There’s no word on whether Ms. Kardashian is aware of the Brucie menu, which has both a “Kim” and “Kanye” section. If you decide on the Kim menu, you’ll get five courses including the sticky rice balls (made with kim-chi of course), and stuffed kalimari (which may or may not be different than calamari). The Kanye menu includes the, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" (squid ink tagliatelle), and the “Imma Let You Finish” (a Yeezcake, course). You and your lover can also share the North West for two (Pacific Northwest salmon).
Get the full menu and make your reservation here.