Pizza Hut Epically Trolled Kanye West, Offering Him A Job Over Twitter
If Yeezy's looking for some extra dough, Pizza Hut has got him covered.
Kanye West took to Twitter to rant at length about his personal debt, plead for investments from Mark Zuckerberg, and to lament the fact that he doesn't have enough money to "bring more beautiful ideas to the world." No, really, this was not a joke:
Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Tidal is also funding a lot of my scripted content ideas. It's a new day people. More Ultra Light Dreams to be realized.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
And Pizza Hut had the greatest response to Kanye's digital meltdown:
.@kanyewest We're sorry Kanye. We just can't accept this. Please give us a call. pic.twitter.com/NpuAX7vbry
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016
Kanye's "resume" is rife with spelling errors and his only references are "North" "Kim," "God" and a crossed out listing for Taylor Swift.
Stop telling everyone you need dough and try kneading some dough. We got your C.V. today. You start at 9am tomorrow. https://t.co/7ZnKzL38Q6
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016
Ouch, how did that burn feel?
There's no word yet on whether Kanye has any intentions of showing up for work at his new Pizza Hut job.