Alternative Milk Becomes the Stuff of Nightmares
Watch a milk ad saying real milk doesn't have to be shaken
Apparently, The National Milk Processor Board doesn't really like "alternative milk" and by that they mean substitutes like rice, cashew, soy, and all the other nondairy "milk" options on the shelf. So naturally, they chose to exemplify their feelings in this new "Got Milk?" commercial. This poor little boy is already having classic monster nightmares as it is, only to have his own mother turn into a snarling, angry-eyed shaker. Alternative milk, it's a scary thought. Drink responsibly. In fact, the NMPD says don't drink it at all.