When we first heard that KFC was launching a chicken-flavored edible nail polish, we threw up in our mouths a little, before we had a very real “wtf?” moment. The cruelty that inquisitive social animals such as chickens endure to end up in a drive-through bucket is appalling. And nail polish that has been tested on gentle animals such as rabbits and mice is equally disturbing. But we got to thinking, anything can be veganized nowadays, so why not this? Using KFC’s very sound logic, we’ve paired cruelty-free nail polish and vegan chicken recipes and products that you’ll definitely want to try out together. Because obviously.
wet n wild’s fun colors would look spectacular paired with some rainbow zucchini rolls made with Tofurky Slow Roasted Thai Basil Chik’n. If you haven’t paired these two things in your head already, you’re obviously very behind on today’s chicken/polish trends.
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A photo posted by @wetnwildbeauty on May 2, 2016 at 3:12pm PDT
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You can get wild with a muted polish color from SpaRitual and a delicious recipe using Simple Truth Meatless Griller Strips—simplicity for your hands and mouth.
A photo posted by SpaRitual | #SlowBeauty (@sparitualist) on Apr 4, 2016 at 10:39am PDT
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A photo posted by Beauty Without Cruelty (@bwc.usa) on Oct 20, 2015 at 12:28pm PDT
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This adorable feathered mani using ella+mila polish wouldn’t be complete without these vegan chicken skewers with pineapple marinade. Obviously.
A photo posted by ella+mila polish (@ellamilapolish) on Apr 30, 2016 at 7:52am PDT
A photo posted by Herbivorous Butcher (@theherbivorousb) on May 5, 2016 at 10:54am PDT
And a stunner from Pacifica’s all-vegan line would make this vegan chicken and waffles plate simply magical.
A photo posted by Pacifica Beauty (@ilovepacifica) on Feb 19, 2015 at 12:19pm PST
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Nails of the weekend: Urban Decay nail polish in Vice // Когда-то давно купила этот лак Urban Decay по двум причинам: 1) хотелось в свою коллекцию добавить лак от любимого makeup-бренда, 2) понравилось оформление флакона с черепом на крышечке. А подобных фиолетовых оттенков у меня много. Но и этот красивый, бесспорно.
A photo posted by Valeria Skromni (@skromnibeauty) on Mar 13, 2016 at 8:43am PDT
So there you have it. We used KFC’s logic to make our most insane (re: creative) list yet.
Not into KFC’s latest marketing scheme? No worries. Living cruelty-free has never been easier, from what you eat to what you paint your nails with! Other cruelty-free vegan nail polish offerings include Acquarella, Flower Beauty, Jesse’s Girl Cosmetics, Manic Panic, Mineral Fusion, and Nubar. If in doubt, use our database to check the cruelty-free status of beauty brands.
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