Nutrition: 80 calories, 3g fat, 14g carbohydrates per serving (20g)
Tasting Notes: "Tastes like sweet milk — where's the chocolate?!" "Chlorine smell, doesn't taste like chocolate." "Tastes like malted Ovaltine." "Tastes fake somehow." "Foamy top layer looked appetizing but the clumpy texture and strange saltiness are real turn-offs."