Woman Arrested for Hurling Raw Meat at Police

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The meat-thrower said God told her to pelt police with bacon

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A young woman said God told her to throw raw meat at police.

A young woman was arrested Friday for throwing raw meat at police officers in Boston, and she has responded to the charges by claiming God made her do it.

According to Gawker, 24-year-old Lindsay McNamara allegedly entered the Framingham police station Friday with a Dunkin’ Donuts box and told the officer at the front desk that she was there “to feed the pigs,” before hurling the box--which was full of raw bacon and sausage--at the desk.

The front desk was behind bulletproof glass, so McNamara failed to hit anyone with her box of raw meat. Finding herself thwarted, McNamara just smeared the meat over the window until someone came out to arrest her.

McNamara allegedly told police, “God told me to go feed the pigs.”

McNamara was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and destruction of property, but McNamara denies that any property, besides her bacon and sausage, was actually destroyed.

"I mean, I didn't really destruct property," said McNamara. "I just smeared some grease."

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