A Drunk Man, A Pug, and Their Horse
If someone doesn’t turn this man’s story into a made-for-TV movie, we’re going to just quit believing in love and happiness entirely. This inebriated cowboy got stopped partway through his quest to ride 600 miles on horseback with nothing but his pug and a jug of booze for company.
While the man was also accused of animal cruelty, which is never funny, it seems that these charges may have been false, and that he was simply trying to drunkenly ride across the country in order to attend a wedding.
"I got me a good horse," the gentleman is reported to have said. "I can get anywhere I need to go."
Truer words, friend.