What Your "Drink" Says About You On A Date Slideshow

Martini

If you're a guy, you're trying to impress (and it's probably working). If you're a girl drinking a dirty martini, you're a hot mess: the dirtier, the messier, the hotter.

Vodka on the Rocks

Too self-conscious to actually order a martini.

White Russian

Obsessed with The Big Lebowski, and probably The Daily Show. Or, you just like to drink dessert.

Bud Light

You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.

Stella Artois

You have no particular knowledge or affinity towards beer so you just order "Stella" cause it's familiar.

PBR

You're drinking quickly on your way to a non-profit fundraiser, followed by a poetry reading in a former industrial warehouse.

Lillet/Campari/Aperol

You're twee, and possibly like to throw around words like "mixology."

Vodka Cranberry

When in doubt, you stick to what you drank in college.

White Wine

You're definitely a woman. You're possibly a little uptight.

Prosecco

You're often a little uptight, but tonight you're looking to party.

Whiskey, Neat

You're hot. Regardless of gender.

Jäger

Secretly wishing you were hanging out with your buddies.

Vodka Gimblet

You're a huge dork, but you hope sort of in a cool way?

Appletini

You've left the kids with a sitter and you're ready to have fun!

Pimm's Cup

You're an Anglophile.

Old Fashioned

Mad Men is your favorite show you either want to be, or sleep with, Don Draper.

Margarita, on the Rocks

You've decided to have a good time tonight.

Margarita, Frozen

You're in Cabo.

Tequila Shots

You're either getting laid, or just getting through it.

Long Island Iced Tea

You have a drinking Problem.