So, You Want to Date a Kennedy?

It's all about being in the right place at the right time.

So you want to date a Kennedy? It’s okay you can be honest. We’ve all been there. With their charm, wealth, and looks, how could you not? Well, if you disregard that whole “curse” thing, then you’re in the clear. With news breaking of Taylor Swift’s relationship with Robert Kennedy’s grandson, it’s time to admit the truth; you’re a little bit jealous of the country singer. While we’re on the subject, it is okay to direct some of that jealousy towards Brooke Shields, Sarah Jessica Parker, Marilyn Monroe, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, as well, since they all have been connected to members of the Kennedy clan. However, you don’t have be one of the rich and famous to land yourself a date with a Kennedy. You just have to be in the right place at the right time.

Want to date a Kennedy? Here’s where you need to be.

While we can only assume that dating a Kennedy is exhausting, we can guarantee that finding one to date requires even more effort, combined with luck and good fortune. Don’t waste your time typing “Kennedy” into Google, or “where Kennedy’s eat,” for that matter. We did it for you already, and you know what comes up? John F. Kennedy’s biography, links to both the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and to his Presidential Library, and an assortment of news articles concerning Swift and Kennedy’s destined nuptials.

So skip the Google search and scroll through our suggestions. Just be forewarned, getting involved with such a prominent family requires more than a few smiles for the cameras and the occasional Happy Birthday, Mr. President. While we won’t know about all of the heartaches and stresses involved until Swift releases her next single, we still don’t want to feel totally responsible for marrying you into one of the most doomed families in America.