Smarty Pants

Bar, Sandwiches
$
6017 Airport Way S (under the I-5 on-ramp)
Seattle, WA 98108
Monday
11:00am - 12:00am
Tuesday
11:00am - 12:00am
Wednesday
11:00am - 12:00am
Thursday
11:00am - 12:00am
Friday
11:00am - 12:00am
Saturday
9:00am - 12:00am
Sunday
9:00am - 4:00pm

Menu

Tips

  • Locals chow on "Frito pies" and other pub grub but only so they can drink more later in the night. Now offering brunch.
  • This is the worst guacamole I have ever put in my mouth. It reminded me when my friend gave me playdoh and paste on a cracker in kindergarten. Avoid it!! ... Other than that the food here is amazing
  • Is there a sandwich we haven't tried? No. Can you make a wrong choice? No. Great eats!
  • Troublemaker FTW
  • Go to Smarty Pants for weekend bunch on the patio, and order a beer conditioner (PBR and Lemonade.)
  • Taco Wednesdays! Typically change every week, but always worth getting. $2 ea.
  • Maple Old Fashion = yum!
  • frito pie: superb. potato salad: superb.
  • Awesome slider sandwiches! Especially the Falcone.
  • Pit boss and Frito pies
  • For a starving artist, nothin says lovin like an overstuffed sandwich at an underpriced joint. Thats Smarty Pants, home of monster neohomespun grills and melts.
  • Deluxe grilled cheese with vegetarian chili FTW!
  • Great fuel stop for breakfast! Stop in for strong coffee and a naked breakfast burrito (minus flour tortilla) if you're on a gluten-free diet. Ask for a side of corn tortillas when available. So good!
  • Turkey Avocado Sandwich is super tasty, light, yet filling!
  • The Gringa.
  • Even veggies can feast here....they've got Field Roast you can sub in for any sammich!
  • Wed. night motorcycle racing vids. MotoGP, Superbike, Isle of Man, MotoX, etc. If you love bikes, you'll love this
  • The grilled cheese is awesome!
  • Fantastic brunch!
  • $1 tacos on Monday night.

Nearby places

6009 Airport Way S (at S Vale St)
1205 S Vale St (at Airport Way S)
5919 Airport Way S