Simon Sez

$ $
2007 Orchid Ave
McAllen, TX 78504
(956) 686-9688



  • Cute little Rock bar!~R
  • Rock n roll bar. Some like it most don't. Thats ok. Great local bands, good drinks, cozy setting...
  • Too loud and smokey!!! Oldercrowd and bad acoustics...don't trust me though might be yer cup of tea
  • Amazing live bands....
  • Gotta love it! Awesome rock bands. The best whole in da wall in mcallen.
  • Great band, and cold cold beer!
  • One of the BEST dive bars south of I-20.
  • Great rock. Great crowd. Cold, cold beer. Great service. Just good folks coming together for a great time.
  • Awesome bands play here :) great shows and they sell Regular Coors so thats a plus ;),
  • Check out for photography around the valley.
  • this is a rock bar. if you don't like bad ass music then go downtown.

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2200 W Nolana Ave Ste 2212
4017 N 23rd St (at Nolana Ave)
2200 W Nolana Ave (N 23rd St)