The Redhead Piano Bar

Piano Bar, Pub, Bar
16 W Ontario St
Chicago, IL 60654
(312) 640-1000
Monday
7:00pm - 4:00am
Tuesday
7:00pm - 4:00am
Wednesday
7:00pm - 4:00am
Thursday
7:00pm - 4:00am
Friday
7:00pm - 4:00am
Saturday
7:00pm - 5:00am
Sunday
7:00pm - 4:00am

Menu

Tips

  • This is the best place in the city for suburban substitute teachers to go to cheat on their spouses.
  • If you are looking for your sugar daddy you could probably fine them here. It's a an old man sausage fest
  • The wannabe Goodfellas working the door will make you wear rental shoes of they feel your attire isn't up to their Men's Wearhouse standards.
  • Tom and Lisa on monday and Thursday are the best!!!!
  • I was one of the youngest patrons, and I'm in my 30's.
  • Try the Cougartini.
  • Great for the octogenarian crowd. AARP card required for entry.
  • Don't forget about the dress code!
  • Don't go here. It's the worst. They are against sneakers
  • Not a cigar bar as they claim. Made us smoke in a a filthy, tiny alley out back. Boo!!!
  • Don't dress like a prostitute and you won't be mistaken for one :)
  • Apparently in some cities, *straight* people go to piano bars. Who knew?
  • Order rumchata on ice... It's Christmas in a bottle I tell youuu!
  • Stew ROCKS!
  • If you're a silver fox aficionado, this is the place for you; senior citizens & baby boomers galore. Either way, "Magic Fingered Mike" does play a spirited "Piano Man" & "American Pie."
  • Save money buy a bottle, terrific staff and music
  • Lita is a dancing queen. Fun time but much older crowd.
  • Tom and Lisa are the absolute best! Check them out on Monday and Thursday nights.
  • Don't wear Adidas
  • Yelp was right, AARP crowd.

Nearby places

26 W Hubbard St (at State St)
626 N State St (at W Ontario St)
600 N Clark St (btwn W Ontario St & W Ohio St)