Port Fonda
Mexican
$ $
4141 Pennsylvania Ave (btwn Archibald Ave & W 42nd St)
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 216-6462
Monday
11:00am - 10:00pm
Tuesday
11:00am - 10:00pm
Wednesday
11:00am - 10:00pm
Thursday
11:00am - 1:00am
Friday
11:00am - 1:00am
Saturday
9:00am - 1:00am
Sunday
9:00am - 10:00pm
Tips
- It's really fucking loud.
- Did the arrow hit the pig or is the pig farting arrows?
- Dont be fooled by the glass, the Johnny Ringo is the manliest drink on the menu. Do it!!!
- A horrible, mostly inedible meal for $25.
- Awesome is an understatement. Terrific food. Great service. Dope drinks. This is a 'real' pimp spot. Check it, especially at night. Great see and be seen spot!
- Don't bring a first date here if you plan on getting to know him/her. The music is hella loud which makes the patrons even louder!
- Way too loud inside...
- This place is one of the first in the state o Missouri to have Tequila Ocho and Pierde Almas mezcal
- Bring a megaphone so you can talk to your date. The crappy music is too loud.
- Get the guacamole!
- Try a Mezcal flight and a Oaxacan Sour for a switch-up in your drinking habits! Come see me at the hostess stand for more tips, y'all! Cheers.
- Fantastic brunch.
- Amazing food...but tv/music is way too loud!
- Small amount of food, large amount of money. Nice atmosphere but the food is forgettable
- Over the top menu and one of the best drinks I've had in a long time (coupe davilla). The habanero salsa is definitely worth the pain. Spoil yourself and order something crazy.
- The Diesmillo is so damn good it could turn the strictest vegetarian into a carnivorous beast! NOM of my friends, NOM on.
- Meh. I guess...
- I love the pink margarita!
- The gimlet martini is really good! And the bathrooms r nice n clean.
- Margaritas