What happens when the most two perfect creations ever to happen to the ENTIRE food world come together to create one X-T-R-E-M-E bite of deliciousness?
The cookie pizza. AKA: My taste buds just died and went to food heaven because every single bite of this crispety-chewy on the outside and soft and loaded with ooey-gooey-sweet chocolate chips on the inside is the ULTIMATE YUM.
The inner-raging-cookie-monster-person that I am is tryin’ REAL HARD to resist the urge to just keep shoveling every slice into my mouth, quickly side-swipe the crumbs off my face before you even notice, and deny that any cookie baking ever existed. If I DID bake you a cookie that was bigger than my WHOLE head, I would surely share with you. You must just be seeing things.
But, then I would be lying to you, and would jeopardizing everything that we have built or screen-based friendship on.
When we’re talking about cookie crust that is baked to golden brown perfection and studded with bursts of melty chocolate in every.single.bite, well, I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing that I left you OUT OF DA KNOW.
Friends. I GOT YOU.
Imagine, if you will and in the non-creepiest of ways, that you are a member of my 2.5 person household (a dog is half a person) and that chocolate chip cookies are basically your IDEAL definition of “comfort food.” Now you’re inside the mind of Mr. FFF, because they are just that to him.
I know, it’s a scary place in there.
NOW NOW NOW, take it up 3 notches (3 for effect) and imagine being served your favorite of all favorite treats, HOW-EV-ER, it’s smothered in creamy, dreamy, smooth, cashew cream with juuuuust a touch coconut-vanilla and honey sweetness.
Can we discuss cashew cream for 2 shakes of a rabbit’s tail? Or whatever that saying is. You know what I mean. It’s SUPAH easy to make BUTTTTT, if you have one of them dang-fangled high-powered blendy devices? USE IT.
You can use a small food processor, just be prepared to be buzzin’ away for what seems like an eternity to get this nice and smoothety-smooth delicious.
It’s a small price to pay for an eternity that is really, like, 10 minutes and ends with you face planting into a cookie that is larger than the size of aforementioned face.
The things we do for love. Errr…cookies.
Which is BASICALLY the same thing. I know you’re feelin’ me there.
I can see the look in your peepers that is sayin’ “wrap it up Taylor, we got cookie eating in, like, a MAJAH way to get to.”
For the Pizza:
For the Frosting:
For the Pizza Cookie Dough:
For the Frosting:
Cuisinart Stand Mixer
KitchenAid Stand Mixer
Breville Hand Mixer
Cuisinart Elite Food Processor