Zach Braff And Donald Faison Will Make Pizza For Your Indiana Gay Wedding

Indiana pizzeria Memories Pizza made some serious waves (and not in a good way) when the owners stated that if a gay couple wanted to get their wedding catered from Memories Pizza, they'd have to refuse the request because of their religious beliefs. After death threats, a temporary closure, and a $1 million fundraiser, the pizzeria's hype has almost come to a close. But if you're a gay or lesbian couple who really wants pizza catered at your Indiana wedding, then you're in luck. Zach Braff and Donald Faison, better known as J.D. and Turk from the hit comedy "Scrubs," will cater your gay pizza wedding.

This is pretty perfect, because J.D. and Turk's epic bromance has enough homosexual undertones to fill an entirely separate TV show.  We can only hope that Braff and Faison would make a giant pizza for the occasion surrounded by dozens of tiny pizza rolls (but remember to wait until they cool off before digging in).