Amy Schumer may have the world laughing as the current “it girl” of unabashed comedy, but she really wants only one thing in the world: a delicious sandwich named after her. Schumer recently answered a series of “would you rather” questions during her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, where she was promoting her latest movie, Trainwreck, co-starring SNL alum Bill Hader.
This is Schumer’s plan for her eponymous sandwich: “I would want it to be a hero, and I want it to be called ‘The Amy Schumer…’ chicken cutlet, bacon, Cheddar, lettuce, tomato, ranch on a toasted garlic bread hero.”
As if that wasn’t enough to convince you that this funny girl has exquisite taste, she also said that her ideal desert island meal would be “Pasta, garlic, lots of parmesan — like, enough parmesan to kill someone with.”
Schumer went on to say that she would happily eat this meal for the rest of her life. We hear you on that one, Amy. Watch the rest of her appearance below.