Intruder Drinks Beer, Eats Cookies, And Falls Asleep On Homeowner's Couch

A home intruder in Newton, Massachusetts, managed to eat some snacks and take a quick nap before evading the police, presumably while the homeowner was also out.

Responding to a report of breaking and entering, police went upstairs to find that there had indeed been an unwanted guest who made himself at home. "The living room couch had a blanket on it and the fusions were offset," according to a police report.

"Next to the couch, there was a beer can sitting on the coffee table, indicating that someone had slept on the couch, and drank a can of beer from the refrigerator. In the kitchen, there were used Q-Tips on the counter, and an open package of cookies. None of these items belonged to the home owner."

Although the identity of the home invader is currently unknown, we think it's possible that a certain California burglar, who made Tater Tots and then fell asleep on the couch, has made his way to the East Coast.