Domino’s Is Releasing the First-Ever Wipeable Onesie for Greasy Fingers

Domino’s is releasing a special, stain-proof, pizza-printed onesie with deep pockets for your greasy finger needs

Before you start your New Year’s Resolution, experience peak laziness and gluttony!

Domino’s is releasing a pizza-patterned onesie made with a special stain-proof material for a limited time during 2017. The wipeable onesie comes with two giant pockets, presumably for you to store your breadsticks, sides, and sauces.

Unfortunately, though, it’s only available for Irish pizza fans at the Rathmines location of Domino’s in Dublin, Ireland. If you’re lucky enough to score one of these fashionable pajama sets, they’re available for €25 ($26) and proceeds go to the charity Barrestown, a nonprofit based in Ireland for kids with cancer. They are also available at other Domino’s locations throughout the UK for similar prices.

“We know there’s nothing quite like a freshly handmade pizza and a box set on New Year’s Day so what better way to celebrate the start of 2017 than with the launch of the ultimate relaxation accessory,” Domino’s UK said in a statement. “Not only is our home uniform cosy [sic] but it’s wipeable and comes with an extra serving of Domino’s cheeky humor on the side!”


We’re hoping this pizza onesie thing catches on so Domino’s can bring the wipeable onesie to America.