Okay, Major League Baseball. You’re messing with us now, right? We may have been able to accept the churro dog, and even the bacon-stuffed Krispy Kreme dog seemed inspired, if heart attack-inducing, but now you’re not even trying. The newest wacky ballpark concession comes from the Minnesota Twins: a Bloody Mary with a whole slice of cold pepperoni pizza as a garnish.
You can get the appropriately named College Daze Bloody Mary at Hrbek’s Grill in the stadium. In addition to the slice of pizza, your Bloody Mary comes with a full charcuterie board attached to the drink: a beef stick, pepper jack and Cheddar cheese cubes, and a pepperoncini. If you don’t fancy a pizza-fied Bloody Mary, you can always go for the frankly refreshing-sounding Blue Moon Creamsicle shake, which is currently being served at the Minnesota Twins’ spring training stadium down in Florida.
— Jeanie Hrbek (@JeanieHrbek) March 26, 2015
We probably shouldn’t be too surprised at this creation. After all, the simple Bloody Mary has suffered such abuse before. Remember when Guy Fieri served a 52-ounce Bloody Mary in a punch bowl?