Who knows if the Arizona Diamondbacks will make the playoffs this year, but one thing they’re definitely champions of is the most extreme ballpark food.We know you’ve had your fair share of super-sized hot dogs and buckets of nachos the size of your head, but Chase Field can one-up you: meet the Churro Dog. It’s a chocolate doughnut “hot dog bun” stuffed with a cinnamon and sugar-dusted churro (aka, the masquerading wiener), and topped with mounds of frozen yogurt, whipped cream, and drizzled caramel sauce. In case you were counting, that’s three desserts in one.
If you chow down on this baby, you may want to think about putting yourself in as a pinch runner, because a Churro Dog will set you back 1,117 calories. It could have been 1,600 calories, but the DBacks decided to cut down on the crazy by using frozen yogurt instead of ice cream.
It’s a perfect complement to last year’s wacky creation, an 18-inch stuffed corn dog. Play ball! (If you can stomach it.)