Brace Yourselves, America: We Now Have Pumpkin Spice Sausage
In the age of products like the sexy pizza rat costumes and caffeinated peanut butter, we have to ask ourselves one question: Has mankind gone too far? The newest product that has eyes rolling and tweets trending is the pumpkin spice sausage.That’s right – you thought they were out of ideas for pumpkin spice-flavored things, but Nature’s Promise is here to prove that anything, even processed meat, can be sprinkled with the flavors of fall Starbucks trends.
Nature’s Promise organic pumpkin spice chicken sausage is a real product currently being sold at Giant Food Stores, an East Coast supermarket. Does this mean that the pumpkin spice trend has officially jumped the shark? Or did that happen years ago when they introduced pumpkin spice English muffins?
Social media was certainly atwitter about the news of this unusual new autumnal protein:
Pumpkin spice sausage and pumpkin spice tacos. I think we've taken this too far fellow white people.
— Panda~Youmacon'15 (@sailorpanda) October 6, 2015
This madness has to stop. I just saw pumpkin spice pork sausage at the store. PUMPKIN SPICE SAUSAGE When, America do we say enough is enough
— Brittany (@Brittany_Rae268) September 24, 2015
Pumpkin spice sausage? What is that? How is that possible? Is this what God intended when he created us?
— Chanel #7 (@__JuicyJess) September 4, 2015