Pre-Chopped 'Cauliflower Crumbles' Are A Thing You Can Buy, And They're 'Gluten-Free'

Do you enjoy cauliflower, but the thought of having to chop it up is enough to deter you from eating it at all? Because that would appear to be the demographic on which Green Giant has set its sights with the recent debut of something called "Cauliflower Crumbles."  

"Our patent-pending process maintains freshness, prevents discoloration, and ensures delicious cauliflower for a variety of dishes for health-conscious, convenience-oriented consumers," Green Giant announced in a press release.

"These time-saving, washed and chopped nuggets are recipe-ready for roasting, baking, sautéing, mashing, or steaming right in their package. Cauliflower is gluten-free, paleo-friendly and can be used in everything from side dishes and salads, to pizza crust and even desserts. Comfort food and healthy food don't have to be mutually exclusive; using Cauliflower Crumbles... you can have your cake, and eat it too. Literally."

So there you have it. If you're the sort of person who needs to be told that vegetables are gluten-free, this might be the time-saving purchase for you.