IKEA Brooklyn

Furniture / Home
1 Beard St
Brooklyn, NY 11231
(888) 888-4532
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm
10:00am - 9:00pm


  • If you can come here and: 1) Get out of here in under 90 minutes and 2) Not get in at least 1 fight w/your significant other, YOU WIN!!!
  • Take a trip on the Water Taxi to shop for furniture, grab an inexpensive meal (try the Swedish meatballs) or enjoy wandering the redeveloped piers.
  • The only way to survive this ordeal is to walk in with irrational confidence. Otherwise you end up like the poor woman in this picture.
  • These little yuppie children in the food court are so poorly behaved their parents should be ashamed. They don't even seem to notice what horrid little monsters they've spawned.
  • kill me, please.
  • The returns department is the absolute worst, be prepared to sit and wait!
  • I'm never having kids.
  • Free twine!!!!
  • Home shopping isn't as much of a chore with surprisingly goodSwedish meat balls for only $3.99 - ranked number 7 on RobertSietsema's top 10 incredibly cheap eats in NYC!
  • B61 Bus Out Front
  • if hell exists, I imagine its 100 times more enjoyable then spending any amount of time in this store.
  • Experience authentic Brooklyn street food at the Snap food truck. Artisanal hot dogs, grass fed burgers & hand-cut fries. Here in Red Hook at 100 Sullivan St at Van Brunt. Open 6-10p Mon, Wed, Fri.
  • Get in a fight with your SO.
  • Whether you like it or not, no matter how prepared you are, you're going to be stuck in this Swedish labyrinth from hell for a minimum of an hour. It's inevitable. Just man up & deal w/ it.
  • If you don't have a pen handy, use your cameraphone
  • park inside
  • Get ready to wait in line(s) for literal hours, especially if you show up on a weekend and want home delivery. Have somebody hold your spot while you get cheap, delicious hot dogs or cinnamon rolls.
  • Try turning a shadowbox picture frame into a living wall using moss and succulents. IKEA also sells cylindrical- and hurricane-style glassware.
  • Social etiquette goes out the window. Every person for themselves.

Nearby places

1 Beard St (btwn Dwight & Otsego St)
1 Beard St
550 Hamilton Ave