2XL Swagger Brands just launched a new drink product that confuses as severely as it intoxicates. “We have mastered the secret of seductive herbs,” promised CEO and founder Robert Tushinsky in their press release.
The liqueur, titled EasyRhino, incorporates revitalizing herbs into alongside fruity accents and 35 percent alcohol based on vodka. Tushinsky claims the end result “could change millions of lives around the world.”
We’re not so sure about all of that, but here’s what we do know: The herbs they used are actually crazy strategic if you’re trying to get laid — especially once you pair them with tons of booze. Horny goat weed, muira puamam, and ashwaganda all made their way into the drink; each one has a tantalizing effect of its own.
Horny goat weed is often used as a natural remedy for erectile dysfunction; known as a “natural aphrodisiac,” it’s been proven in animal studies to boost libido and reduce sexual inhibition. Muira puamam, another natural supplement, has been known to decrease the prevalence of impotence in men. It also could prevent anxiety and boost energy levels. Sounds like the perfect storm for a drunken encounter if you ask me.
So what does ashwaganda have to do with these sex-stimulating herbs? The superfood is a natural relaxing agent which, paired with the soothing effects of alcohol, would make the drinker all too ready to just chill and let what happens happen.
“We are tremendously proud of the high-quality proprietary herbs formula we developed,” concludes Tushinsky. “Although today you can find plenty of sweet, fruity-flavored mixtures and infusions, we're excited to produce a bold and savory herbs spirit that people can’t wait to try.” He’s not wrong: This drink is no joke. Just a few shots of this and you’ll be feeling much more coercion than just the buzz of vodka — but if this somehow doesn’t do the trick, there are a few foods you could try instead.