# Turkey

It’s still August, but YOLO
And while the Swedish Chef is probably great at cooking them, he might actually be Norwegian
One man in Maine pulled a bunch of birds out of the trash and is giving them away
'Drumstick, you are hereby pardoned'
‘We tried tequila, since we’re a Mexican restaurant. It didn’t fly’
Roast your turkey in just the right time while rocking out
Though you probably won’t lose any weight
Take heart! Even Martha didn’t get it right the first time!