# hot dog

Here’s what you should know before you decide
We relish little Trevor even though his story is the wurst
The limited-edition items will be available nationwide October 30
But if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me!
All the tastes of fall in one easy-to-eat limited-time-only hot dog
Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with the unhealthiness of his lunch
‘This city is a labyrinth designed to mock me’