# Christmas
Salmonella is not a good gift
Guac is extra, and so is your wrapping paper
Get ready to hear these phrases over and over again this December
Newspaper notice reports that the fishy custom “has peacefully died at the age of 70”
This is the perfect festive holiday appetizer
He’s going to his mother-in-law’s for the holiday
All the fun of Christmas plus all the excitement of the holiday season
You had us at “red velvet cake with cream cheese-flavored ice cream”