# Apples

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It’s the gift that guarantees you’ll be the apple of their eye
Should you eat one every day? Apple-utely
The autumnal fast-food treat features sliced, not diced, apples and a lovely lattice top
It’s been the nation’s iconic apple for decades, but apparently it’s no longer so a-peeling
Anyone who has purchased these products is urged to discard them immediately
The reasoning is so strong, the UK is about to introduce legislation about it