Dick's Last Resort

Bar, American, Burgers
$ $
406 Navarro St (Riverwalk)
San Antonio, TX 78205
(210) 224-0026



  • Being rude is part of their schtick. If you can't handle that then yeah, please stay away because you've missed the point.
  • Eat some good food, have a cold drink, and laugh till your side hurts! (then laugh some more)
  • This was a cool joint. Trust me, you have never been to a place like this.
  • Finally, my first Dick's! While on a visit to San Antonio, I was not disappointed.
  • Amusement and good food.
  • Our waiter just humped my grandma!
  • Thank you Kat for posting that tip. You nailed down the reason why this place is so fun and unique.
  • Loved it! Was nervous about how rude they would be... but nothing was personal or to inappropriate. Def will go back again!!
  • I would rather starve than eat here.
  • Si quieres buena comida, y que te atiendan con groseras de broma es el lugar indicado. Abre hasta tarde, mas que todos los que estn en el riverwalk
  • Service was very professional and fast. Everyone is so nice.
  • You don't go for the food!!!
  • Beware of the leaf blower!
  • Ladies give your bras to the bar!
  • It was the most unique dining experience I've ever had. Enjoy getting napkins thrown in your face and being insulted! (:
  • Toller Laden wo Unfreundlichkeit zum Business gehrt. Toll!
  • My lightweight wife killed the 45 oz margarita and hardly felt it. Uh huh.
  • Sick of servers being nice to you? Then you definitely need to check out Dick's Last Resort. Prepare yourself for paper hats with insults written on them, rudeness and bad service all in good fun.
  • Best beer deal: 32 oz Sol for $7.50
  • Fun place but too fucking expensive

Nearby places

300 Alamo Plz (btwn Houston St & Crockett St)
123 Losoya St (San Antonio Riverwalk)