Clooney's

Dive Bar, Bar
$
1401 Valencia St (at 25th St)
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 826-4988

Menu

Tips

  • Try the alcohol.
  • Sleeping at Clooneys will result in your ejection and bring shame to your family. Also, try the alcohol.
  • Order some food from The Galley
  • If you fall asleep, you'll be asked to leave. Then I'll take your seat.
  • The bar, (and the people) remind me of a locals watering hole, somewhere in the Midwest, where everyone knows your name. It's the mission's very own version of Cheers...but weirder. :)
  • Come here for the rare chance to drink alone at a bar.
  • Clooney's!
  • The alcohol. Tip the bartenders well! You will be rewarded.
  • the kitchen is only open tue-fri.
  • Irish coffees are a great idea when your friends hit you up to drink at 7AM, so long as it is a rare great idea!
  • Go on Sunday night. Monty is the best bartender EVER. He's a delight; sweet and the friendliest person you'll ever meet. Plus he makes a mean drink!
  • Very strong and spicy bloody Marys! Great spot to watch early football games.
  • The galley has the best grilled cheese!!! Delish!
  • have a smoke outside at 630 am
  • This is a legit neighborhood bar! For the Mission. #sfnative
  • Go on Wed when Kim is working. Divey locals bar with a pool table
  • I have been to this place so many times, it's great! I have SO much fun there and Monty is such a FANTASTIC bartender! Don't forget to tip the bartenders, especially when they work so hard.
  • Dive bar from an older time. Great service from the barkeep to boot
  • $7.75 seems a little steep for a Bulleit rocks in a dive bar.
  • If you fall asleep, you will be asked to leave.

Nearby places

1432 Valencia St (btwn 25th & 26th)
1498 Valencia St (at 26th St)
2832 Mission St (Btw 24th & 25th)