Café Grumpy

Coffee Shop, Café, Desserts
383 7th Ave (btwn 11th & 12th St)
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 499-4404
7:00am - 7:30pm
7:00am - 7:30pm
7:00am - 7:30pm
7:00am - 7:30pm
7:00am - 8:00pm
7:30am - 7:30pm
7:30am - 7:30pm



  • This neighborhoody spot is often as quiet as a library on weekends, as Greenpointers and those vacationing to Brooklyn fill up the seats to quietly exist online...with cappuccinos.
  • A true coffee bar with minimal seating and a strictly enforced no laptop rule. Perfect made-to-order coffee and rockstar baked goods.
  • insane coffee, it's strong and all natural!
  • Cardamom + black pepper banana bread is a great way to start your day. Ask for an end piece if you're "in to that"
  • One of the best coffee spots in the Slope. Try the flat white.
  • Rare coffee alert: they sell the antipodean rarity - flat whites. Try it, you'll never love lattes again.
  • Amazing latte
  • The best flat white in Brooklyn.
  • Even your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets Grumpy once in a while!
  • I'd come here more often if it was friendlier - I guess it lives up to its name. Really great coffee, though.
  • Damn good flat white
  • Superior Park Slope coffee.
  • Great coffee, limited seating, no bathroom. Still worth it!
  • Their espresso drinks are good but this is a take-your-time kinda place. No rush here. And no laptops allowed for that matter
  • There's a no laptop policy here, but everything about the place is great!
  • Meet ur lovah for coffee, chat up the barista with coffee jargon while bobbing ur heads to indie/hiphop music. Sit and read the NYTs for a bit. Check-in to 4sq and fight for mayorship! Rinse. Repeat.
  • Good beans, good flat white
  • No seating
  • Incredibly delicious coffee and fast service. I recommend a redeye. The heat leaks through the cup holder so get an extra napkin to protect your hand.
  • Best coffee in the neighborhood and hits my top 3 in NYC, where actual good coffee can be hard to come by (especially after having the best coffee in Australia for three years). EXCELLENT flat whites!

Nearby places

Prospect Park W/SW (Flatbush Ave)
400 7th Ave (btwn 12th and 13th St.)
404 7th Ave (btwn 12th St & 13th St)