Blondie's Bar

Lounge, Bar, Dive Bar
$ $
540 Valencia St (at 16th St)
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 864-2419
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am
2:00pm - 2:00am



  • Get the blue shit
  • Blondie's means blackout time, every time. Try the blondalope.
  • The best drink on the menu is the Deep Blue Funk. It tastes like a Raspberry Otter Pop from when I was a kid. $12 cocktails (cash only), but the pour is like 2 and half drinks!
  • Come for the martini (which is a martini + extra martini -- like a milkshake for crazy people!); stay for the really good music (and order another martini).
  • The "G" Spot-Stolichnaya raspberry cosmo garnished with a lemon.
  • 16 oz. Martini. Enough said.
  • Probably the best place to go if you don't want to remember your own name within 30 minutes- they serve 16oz martinis. The Wise Guy is particularly smooth.
  • The martinis are served like a milkshake- you get a full primary drinking glass, and also a pint glass full of vodka (or gin), with which you may replenish your primary glass.
  • Drinks are stroong! Oh yeah!!
  • Very unfriendly 'bro' bartender
  • Sunday night heard music coming from Blondie's. First surprise was the doorman wasn't there to collect a cover charge. Second surprise was the huge mixed drink menu. Third was the quality of music!
  • There's definitely no grill here. Get a cocktail and enjoy the pint glass that comes with it for refills. Note that this can go south quickly when you've set an arbitrary two-drink limit for yourself.
  • A guilty pleasure, Friday night hip hop DJs.
  • Great music. Perfect for a night of dancing. Usually a $5 cover at the door.
  • A stoli martini very dry with blue cheese stuffed olives.
  • If you want to hear music from 1994-1999 this is your place
  • Get a dirty mission and watch the night fade to black
  • Martinis served shaken not stirred, get the boozy Blondie with 209 gin, then realize you get the shaker full of martini too
  • Get the Dagwood. One of the best drinks in the city and it comes with a whole salad full of olives.
  • Blondie is awesome! Tell her u read that on four square.

Nearby places

546 Valencia St (btwn 16th & 17th St)
527 Valencia St (btwn 16th & 17th St)
3192 16th St (at Guerrero)