Pioneer Bar
Bar, Pub
$ $
739 W 4th Ave (at H St)
Anchorage, AK 99501
(907) 272-6124
Menu
Tips
- Take so many shots your dick falls off.
- Party in Mari's tits! Everyones invited!!!
- Tip your bartender!
- This place is tight buttnhole!
- Hella loose broads around. Come here to get it in.
- Stop farting
- If you dont use a coaster Mikey will make u feel like a piece of shit
- Put your dick in maris tits. It feels GREAT!
- Fart before you walk in
- The booze is the best!!!
- Good if u like hip- hop music live DJ!
- Come through on a Thursday when I'm DJing!
- Don't look Mikey in the eyes, he'll steal your soul along with all of your mayorships.
- Usually crowded, but a fun bar. Get a Pio Punch or a Trash Can.
- Far from the perfect bartender, don't be fooled by the sign.
- Troughs are a must.
- Try Black Butte Porter on draft!
- Check out the pics on the wall. Great history!
- Try the alcohol! Best when it's from Mikey!
- Love this place!