Kozy Kar Bar

Row 1

1548 Polk St (at Sacramento St)
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 346-5699
$ $
Mon–Sun: 7:00 PM–2:00 AM

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  • FYI No Porn on Fridays. Just thought you should know.
  • It's like getting into a van with a stranger with candy. Your mother would be so disappointed.
  • This unabashedly kitschy dive's styled after custom vans of the 70s/early 80s, with booths that rock shag carpets, mirrored ceilings, WATER BEDS, and working CB radios.
  • 80's porn splashed all over the place, how can you not like
  • Naked ladies on the floor, what else do you need?
  • No amount of showers or hand sanitizer will truly cleanse you of this place. You've been warned.
  • Porno, alcohol and a water bed. That is all
  • Dirty, Grimy, Randomly Hilarious Bar. Great for a weeknight with nothing to do, bar hop blues, and an 80's music itch. Me+3 found it on a Tues night completely empty & awesome music. Weekends= Crowded
  • Beware the waterbed. Who knows what some people have done back there. Also, you MUST hang out on the waterbed. So much fun.
  • Still the best bartenders, still the vintage porn, still the cheesy music and forever a trashy good time. You may be offered cocaine. No draft but I don't care. I love this place.
  • The action goes down on the water bed just off the dance floor. Watch old school porn clips while sipping on a Fernet & soda.
  • Spencer and Autumn are two of the greatest bartenders on Polk. This bar is not for the prude or easily offended.
  • We sat down on 2 sets of bucket seats and shortly later realized we were shortly rotating. This place rules
  • Watch out for the waterbeds there have been a few Porns shot on them and in the bar
  • Unique booths, we were in a hot tub while porn videos were playing on a screen above us
  • Disgusting bar that smells and looks/feels dirty. You will want to take a shower after visiting. The fact that they have porn on the tv's and on the floors and the booths are unique doesn't help.
  • The water bed is pretty awesome.
  • Dive. Water beds. Eccentric. Watch out for the porn
  • I see something new and interesting each time I've been here so far- whether it's the decor or patrons. The hot tub seat is more comfortable than it looks- I have yet to try the waterbed. Go go go