The Cheerful Tortoise

Row 1

1939 SW 6th Ave
Portland, OR 97201
(503) 224-3377
Sports Bar
Mon–Fri: 7:00 AM–2:30 AM Sat–Sun: 9:00 AM–2:30 AM

Foursquare Tips

  • Avoid bartenders. They're mean!
  • $1 Beer night on Thursday! 8 to midnight
  • Brooke is an amazing bartender give her lots of $!!
  • The bartender is kind of a cunt.
  • Bartenders here can be short, but it's usually cuz you're stupid and don't know the simple rules of drinking in public
  • Saturday popcorn chicken :-) totally the bomb
  • Great microbrews on tap. Pretty good food too. Lots of TV's to watch sports on.
  • $1 beers!!!!
  • $2 breakfast baby yeah!
  • Always ask what is on tap. Table menus aren't always up to date.
  • Can't bring babies in here for breakfast.
  • Go on Thursday nights w/ friends! $2 wings and $1 dollar beers...can't beat that!
  • Had a great time, super friendly! Will be back soon
  • Order a Portland Cider with a shot of Fireball. You can thank me later. #boomshakalaka
  • Make sure you specifically say you are ordering from the happy hour menu otherwise they believe they reserve the right to charge full price for the same item. Poor service, mean regulars, wont be back
  • No more $2 breakfasts !!!!!!!!
  • Conrad was checking me out.
  • Lots of college kids since it's basically on campus. They have $1 sessions on Thursday which is mighty dangerous. I just have to say this, I had the worst pizza of my life at this place. :-x
  • Great Location To Catch A Game!
  • Great prices on breakfast