Dive Bar, Bar
15 E University Ave
Champaign, IL 61820
- Do a fireball!
- The urinal doesn't flush. The sink in the men's room is falling off the wall. The gambling machines occupy a third of the bar. Many of the patrons are total losers. THE GREATEST FUCKING BAR ON EARTH.
- hamm's + fireball + jukebox = adequate winning
- Teresa is the greatest.
- show me the back
- Bring cash. No cards and no ATM.
- This epic dive opened the day Prohibition ended. It's called the Brass Rail because they used to have a brass rail for a foot rest, but it was donated to make bullets for WWII. Get a shot and a beer.
- Jeopardy used to be REAL. Grow back the mustache, Trebek.
- Fireball+hamm's=brass rail
- there is totally ATM here now, and not the dirty kind.